Senate Schmenate

So I've decided to run for the Senate seat for the school of mass communication...so I had to go to the senate meeting tonight. The girl that I'm running against I find out is the speaker pro tempore...and she's super hardcore. I am, however, not so hardcore. Tonight they had a move to table the discussion of the election code they're working on, and they couldn't get a majority cause of some of those stupid heifers...so all of the candidates that had to be there had to stay. Fortunately, I was able to use the dance practice alibi that I emailed earlier today...and escape. I'm not sure if this senate thing is for me...she was scary. Right before I had to leave she even reiterated that everyone must stay the WHOLE TIME to be eligible to run. I think she meant...me.