Transformers: "Gloriously dorky"

Tonight, we're going to see a film about monsters from outerspace that can transform into planes, trains, and automobiles...and we are so pumped.

Transformers is barely squeaking by with a “fresh” rating of 60% on Rotten Tomatoes, but of those who are gushing about its glorious splendor (or at least saying it’s some silly fun), these are my favorite review snippets:

“The most surprising thing about Michael Bay’s much-anticipated, blockbuster-bound Transformers is how funny the movie is. I don’t mean funny in an unintentional, Pearl Harbor kind of way.”

It gets better:

“Transformers isn’t just dorky, it’s gloriously dorky.”

And the one that takes the cake:

“Better than sex.”

Really, I’m not joking about that last one. A grown man actually said that. You can read the entire review here.

OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!