Don't drink and drown

Driving to work this morning, I saw a sign that surpasses such highway slogans as "Click it or Ticket" and "Stay Alive - Don't Drink and Drive" in both its wit and morbidity.

Okay, so I lied about the witty part, since it does lack creativity...but it's most definitely morbid.

The light-up sign on the side of Interstate 30 this morning near downtown said something to the effect of "Roadways may flood this week...blah blah blah." It's the second screen that caught my attention. It said, "Do not cross roadways covered by water. Turn around. Don't drown."

Thanks, road sign. I may have chosen to drown if it weren't for you.