As I sit in the void that was once an animated cube farm, I ponder the fact that my brain is being slowly and systematically drained of all the creativity it once possessed. I'm pretty sure the zombies in
Dawn of the Dead had more aspiration and depth of character than I do when I'm sitting in my cubular structure. I'm completely convinced that it's the setting and not just me, mostly because I suddenly become my usual, upbeat, starry-eyed, randomly witty self the second I step into the Dallas sunshine around 4:30 p.m.
Everyone here at TDMN who took the buyout have walked out the doors for the last time. It's eerily quiet in here now, save the occasional keyboard tapping and mouse clicking. Sometimes, the few of us who remain chat across the barren landscape of empty cubes. But most of the time, that just seems irreverent, since we wouldn't have done that when there were people in them. Anyway, the occasional conversations do nothing for the vacuum growing where my brain once was.
During the ridiculously long drive to and from Mobile this weekend, David and I listened to Stephen King's new book,
Cell, on a mess of burned CDs. In this novel, the world is coming to a devastating end, all because most everyone is turned into zombies. The cause? Cell phones. Sorry, Stephen, but I disagree with you on this one. As annoying as cell phones may be sometimes, they will not be the cause of world-wide destruction. It's going to be the cubes.